From Albert Einstein: “Relativity, shmelativity, gravity, shmavity. You throw a rock up, it comes down.”
From Mohandas K. Gandhi:“I walk around in a sheet, barefoot and freezing. For this I get bupkus.”
From Edward J. Smith, Captain of the Titanic: “Wait, wait,
does ‘starboard’ mean left or right?”
From Pablo Picasso: “To tell you the truth, I don’t understand what I painted either.”
From Thomas
Edison: “Who knew from neon back then.”
From Orville Wright: “You think we should also hand out peanuts?”
From Leonardo de Vinci: “I
could have made more money painting houses.”
From Charley Chaplin: “First they put in sound, then with the color, then I’m out of a
job.”
From Dale Carnagie: “Here’s what I think of you – up yours!”
From George Washington: “If I had known this President thing would
turn into such a big deal I would have asked for more money.”
From Adolph Hitler: “Don’t look at me that way, some of my best friends
are Jews.”
From Howard Hughes: “Call me nuts, but I’ve always liked big wooden airplanes and really, really clean hands.”
From My Doctor:“Call me at home.”
From the President of the National Rifle Association: “Maybe you’re right, there are too many guns in
FromAmelia Earhart: “Whoops, I thought you said ‘turn left.”
From Tiger Woods: “I said ‘Get me a waitress,’ not ‘Get me a waitress!”
FromPresident Obama: “What’s that saying about ‘being up to here in alligators?”
From Greta Garbo: “What I really said was, ‘I want to
make a loan.”