Week of 1.10.2005
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From United Nations to baseball
I wish the United Nations would have taken an immediate and aggressive stance
in Getting aid to the earthquake/tsunami stricken
nations in the Indian Ocean.
The terrible disaster was a perfect situation for the United Nations to show its
value to the world.
A great deal of confidence in the organization would have
grown if the world had seen the United Nations lead the way by bringing
immediate relief to the millions of displaced and injured of the area. The
United Nations could have immediately banged on the doors
of its member
countries and garnered millions of urgently needed dollars. Instead, we have a
competition between countries for which
is doing more, which is donating more
dollars. It would have been a wonderful opportunity for all of us to look up to
the combined
and unified forces of the United Nations. Seems like it was an
opportunity for the organization to take charge and regain some believability
and restore confidence in its existence.
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Most super markets have one or two check
out lines reserved for customers with 10 or 12 items or less.
It’s a nice
courtesy to their customers who want to make small purchases and get in and out
of the store quickly. Conversely, maybe
the markets could establish 40 or 50
item check out lines so those customers with 14 or 15 items could avoid standing
behind people
with enormous loads. While we’re on the subject, maybe the really
thoughtfully managed supermarkets could have “no cell phone” lines,
so the more
polite customers won’t have to listen to the drone of boring cell phone
conversations while waiting to check out.
Randy
Johnson ( a.k.a. “The Big
Unit,”) flame –throwing pitcher, now a New York Yankee, has negotiated himself
into a two year, 32 million
dollar contract. Paying a guy 16 million dollars a
year seems a bit irrational, if not foolhardy. I’m all for athletes being paid
fairly for their efforts, but 16 million for a jock seems out of whack. We pay
some of our teachers $30,000 a year to prepare our
children for adulthood. We
pay the leader of the free world (our president) $400,000 a year and place our
lives in his hands.
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If Randy Johnson were to win 20 games next season, which
would have made the Yankee deal a success,
he would be costing the New York team
$800,000 per victory. Seems like a guy could live on, say, one or two million
bucks a year and
that would help keep ticket prices affordable. Maybe then, a
father could afford to take his son to a ballgame or two during the season.
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I was wondering what kind of deep,
fanatical belief would
encourage a young man or woman to allow a few dozen pounds of volatile
explosives to be strapped around his
or her body and instructed to walk into a
crowded area and calmly pull the switch, sending their body parts skyward. What
believable
promise could cause a young man or woman to drive an automobile
containing a couple of hundred pounds of volcanic explosive into an
inhabited
area and push the button that incinerates him or her, the car and dozens of
innocent bystanders. We’ve heard that promises
have been made to these gullible
young assassins that shortly after their bodies have been disassembled and torn
asunder they will
go to heaven and enjoy the pleasures of 72 virgins. Hard for
me to understand the thought process that permits these voluntary explosive
departures from the living.
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But, after all, it would take more than those promises to get me
to endure a root canal.
Estimates are that between 20,000 and 30,000
well-trained terrorists are now actively operating throughout Iraq, according to
the Iraqi head of intelligence. These men are reportedly
well-organized and
trained. Wasn’t it said just before American forces began the current war that
the Iraqi people would be lining
the city streets welcoming U.S. troops with
open arms, throwing welcoming bouquets at them shouting, “Thank you, thank you.”
Time
has passed. Thousands have died. Cities leveled, Hope lessened. I wonder if
there are any flowers left in Iraq to throw.
Ron Cruger
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