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"Hello, hello, is there a human around?"
"I'm glad you asked that question"
"I'm sorry, I really am!"
"Let's go play"
4/26/2004
4/19/2004
4/12/2004
Warning: "Taking this drug could be worse than the disease!"
4/5/2004
3/29/2004
3/22/2004
3/15/2004
"I'll have a neighborhood with my coffee, please"
"What the $%#@& is on the &%$#@&%$ television, Margaret?"
"Hi Janet, I'm in line at Ralph's, what are you doing?"
Take Care of it Son and It'll Take Care of You"
3/1/2004
C'Mon Over for a Coupla
2/16/2004
2/9/2004
2/2/2004
The Omen
"Did You Find Everything You Were Looking For?"
3/8/2004
"I feel like I did when I was 12-years old!"
"How pleasant it is to have money"
"Caw. caw. Don't wait too long!"
Ah, the "Golden Years"
8/2/2004
7/26/2004
7/19/2004
"Brother, can you spare a billion?"
7/12/2004
7/5/2004
6/28/2004
6/21/2004
"All I want for you is to be happy"
"The Penalty of Leadership"
"Interview with a big, fat liar"
6/14/2004
The Big Debate!
"I can't take much more!"
"Al Drekk says..."
"The greatest ballplayer Who ever lived"
10/25/2004
10/18/2004
10/4/2004
Another opportunity
9/27/2004
9/20/2004
9/13/2004
9/6/2004
"Love forever true"
"You're a sissy, nyah, nyah!"
"You're a punk, nyah, nyah!"
"Alright, I give up!"
Who's kidding who?
8/23/2004
8/16/2004
8/9/2004
"I get a kick out of you"
"What's next, pay toilets on planes?"
8/30/2004
It quietly destroys and kills
11/1/2004
"What am I, a laboratory animal?"
6/7/2004
"There was something about him"
5/24/2004
5/10/2004
5/3/2004
Ez for war, I call it murder - There You have it plain an' flat...
"Time Flies..."
"Stomach turning stuff!"
11/29/2004
"Who will be alive tomorrow?"
11/22/2004
11/15/2004
11/8/2004
A son, a brother, a friend
"The Rules of War"
The Spirit of Christmas
"I'm definitely not cool!"
12/13/2004
12/6/2004
A letter to Santa Claus
"Meeting Human Needs"
12/27/2004
12/20/2004
The crows are growing smarter
Father and son playing catch
My Gram makes lunch
Curse of the cell phones
Personal service bygone memory
Cussing ain't what it used to be
Starbuck's in every neighborhood
Presidents should tell the truth
Awful side effects from drugs
A human being mechanic
Just answer the question, please
He used to be a carpenter
Kids play without adults
Is war really necessary?
A new president: 2012
Chemicals in our food
Diets and Burger King
God bless America
The loving Mary
A crow conversation
Our growing national debt
Best time of life
Can money stop wars?
Pass the Metamucil
Cole Porter's music
The war over oil
Change your attitude
The way the airlines act
Cheap shots in the campaign
Helen and Sonny
Stop the trash talk
Kerry vs. Bush
Changes can be made
The candidates say nothing
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