Week of 4.19.2009
An old argument renewed
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“Good morning, Mr. Jefferson. I’m glad you could stop by for a chat. And may I say, sir, you look very fit for a gentleman who has
reached 266 years of age.”
“Thank you, Mr. Hamilton. I appreciate the compliment, from a young fellow of 254. Your invitation
for a conversation is quite timely, considering all that is transpiring in this grand republic of ours.”
“And so it is, sir.
These are surely tumultuous times. The people are hard pressed and struggling. Mr. Obama and his team in the nation’s capital city
have their hands full as they strive to cope with challenges on every front. Mr. Jefferson, what advice would you have for your successor?”
“Let
me first say, Mr. Hamilton, how thrilled I am that a black man has been elevated to chief magistrate of the American government. You
know, all those years ago, I desperately wanted to begin the process of ridding this nation of the abominable practice of slavery.
Alas, it was not to be. Our great compromise helped to bring the necessary unity among the colonies, leading to eventual independence.
Had we insisted on the slavery issue, the union would have collapsed before it had a chance to form.”
“Very true, Mr. Jefferson.
And it is just as true that Mr. Obama’s election to office fulfills the original thought, that all men are indeed created equal.”
“Returning
to your question, though, Mr. Hamilton, I’m not quite certain that what I would say to Mr. Obama, given that opportunity, would be
welcome. Truthfully, as I look at the evolution of government, its sheer size and scope bears scant resemblance to the structure of
which I approved.”
“Oh, no. Mr. Jefferson, must we have that argument again.”
“Age has dimmed my ardor for many things,
Mr. Hamilton, but it has not altered my view of the American ideal, good sir.”
“Yes, I know. I’ve heard it all before, over
and over and over. The rural, agrarian life, close to the soil, is where man is best suited. The individual who is educated, who prepares
himself to make his own way, and all that. A strong central government authority is to be feared. The people are to be sovereign,
exercising most authority through their respective states. But times change, sir.”
“Indeed, Mr. Hamilton, and not always for
the better. Look around. Government exercises authority at every turn, relieving individuals of responsibility for their own lives,
making them weak and dependent. To do this government taxes property, it taxes consumption, it taxes the money we earn from the sweat
of our brow. One must even pay the government to shoot a deer in the woods, or to obtain fuel for the heating stove.”
“A great
nation cannot do all that it must, Mr. Jefferson, without strong government — especially the central national authority. We had these
arguments so many years ago. Excuse me for saying so, but your continued complaints grow tiresome. Government must exercise authority.
Individual freedom may be a wonderful ideal, but central authority is what brings greatness and prosperity. Surely, by now, you can
see that. Next thing you will be telling me you thought all these so-called ‘tea parties’ served a purpose, aside from the obvious
and ridiculous radical theater.”
“Precisely so, Mr. Hamilton. The ‘tea parties’ remind us that it is the people who have the
ultimate right not just to present their grievances to government, but, if they so choose, to throw it out and start over with something
else.”
“Mr. Jefferson, that is treason.”
“Mr. Hamilton, that’s what King George said. See where it got him.”
“Are
you incapable, sir, of understanding that only government has the wherewithal to solve the many problems facing this great nation?”
“I
do not see that, Mr. Hamilton, and I remind you that it was the people, not the government, that made America free and great. What
I see is a country that has lost its bearings, probably because the schemers of your vaunted financial class combined their nefarious
talents with the strivers of the political class, to drape themselves in money and power at the expense of the common man. And so
government at all levels cannot find enough things to tax, or enough authority to grasp, but must always grow bigger and bigger, while
individuals grow smaller and smaller.”
“Mr. Jefferson, you are hopeless. Small government. Authority closer to home, seated
in the states. Individual responsibilities. Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness and all that. I suppose you’ll be repeating that old
canard of yours about preferring newspapers without government, rather than government without newspapers.”
“Now that you mention
it, an informed citizenry is a necessary defense against all-powerful government.”
“Citizens don’t need newspapers anymore,
Mr. Jefferson. They have the internet. And video games. And TV. The people can trust government to meet their needs and tell them
what they need to know.”
“Mr. Hamilton, you are still a fool. Your big government and big finance theories have bankrupted
the republic.”
“Mr. Jefferson, if I were younger, I would demand satisfaction as a gentleman.”
“Mr. Hamilton, I’m sure
you can’t shoot any straighter than you can think.”